If you ♡ my stories ..
then you will love the way it feels when we write one of our own. ;)
then you will love the way it feels when we write one of our own. ;)
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I’m Alyx. And as you can tell by my cheeky, scrabble-based post legislative censorship, I come equipped with a sharp wit and loads of personality. 😊
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I am also an emotionally intuitive soul who has dedicated her life to bettering the lives of others. From social work to UX research, my non-Alyx professional world has always centered around being able to quickly and effortlessly connect with others.
Obviously, this carries over into my time spent within this demimonde. I am a woman who wants you in your most animalistic state. Stressed from the demands of work & life, brimming with an alluring amount of existential angst .. Come to me when you’re being driven by your lizard brain and searching for that atomic reset button.
That reset button being a good game of Scrabble, of course!
A superlative wordsmith, competitive athlete and statuesque model, I’m best suited for white collar men with latent nonconformist streaks. (More on that below.)
Now that you are here, I will say this: Should you find my website clever, informative, scintillating (trust me, you will want to click the link) and just a tad curious, then we are destined to meet.
And when we meet, we will utter million dollar words and drill down on our most primally hardwired perceptions and needs. We will expand our horizons and enrich each others souls.
And if the chemistry is right, you will find yourself relinquishing control and tasting a flavor other than vanilla.
the pleasure you crave and a space in which you can be your must unabashed self. Your quirks, stories, proclivities .. I want all of you. And I want to join you in something organic and symbiotic. Yes, it is an escape, but it is also real.
It will never be a scripted “experience”.
You and I are both incredibly busy, so when we connect, it will be a mutual vacation. No airs or pretense, just two people taking a much needed break from the real world while connecting over shared interests and sensations.
And board games.
Every moment spent together will center, thrill & slake. Together, we will feel as light as the air, and once - one moment together - will never be enough. (Think Kundera.)
available to play in Chicago, St Louis and Nashville for a hand full of days per month, and I am also available to come to you with enough advanced notice.
I used to be fully immersed in the board game lifestyle, but I moved away in the interest of curating my other career in another city. So while I am no longer omnipresent, I am still attainable .. if you time it right. wink
Act I: Getting to know me from afar
thoroughly read my site
wander through my less prurient blog
Act II: Allowing me to establish your lack of psychopathic / sociopathic tendencies
send screening information my way. (Please be certain to include a proper introduction.)
Act III: the act
(A fun little list, no? 😊Moving on … )
only tells part of the story? If so, you will find that this is something we have in common.
I love dichotomous (which, by the way, is a 19 point word!) humans, and cannot wait to pull at your various threads. 😊
And here - why don’t you start pulling at mine?
A feminine admirer of little black dresses & heels, I am also a ridiculously strong competitive athlete. I was raised in a white picket fenced bell jar, but was always drawn to the artistically bohemian side of life. (Ergo the ink.)
A fan of Dali, Vonnegut, bruatlist architecture, adventurous cuisine, I’m the type of person who has a playlist for every occasion and who forces their friends to listen to said playlists. You will find that I am a well educated font of random information, and you will appreciate the fact that our conversations are never boring.
Care to learn more? You will when we meet!
Good. 😊Another commonality. As a former UX researcher and aficionado of life’s more adventurous delights, I would love to join you in the most satisfying, satiating, thirst slaking, euphoria inducing scrabble game of your life.
And if you are lucky, I might just let you squeeze (77 points) this jezebel’s (78 points) jukebox (77 points). 😈
engage in discourse & everything else. Show me your reality, and I will show you mine. Then we will take leave of reality entirely. We will carve out our own secret space and fill it with everything we crave.
Scotch Irish & Cherokee . 34 years old . 5'8
Minimal makeup showcasing my beautiful complexion & natural beauty
140 lbs of lean, curvy muscle
36C (realistically enhanced)
dark blue eyes, freckles & light brown hair
skin is currently (as of 2/17/19) lightly tanned with tan lines
no lifts, nips, tucks, fillers or extensions
All images are recent and accurately portray my look and physique, and I invite you to verify this by viewing my (nearly) daily selfies on Twitter. :)
