SHOULD YOU WISH TO GIFT ME

with more than your excellent company:

🌱a small succulent to add to my windowsill garden - please place it inside a small bag or box if you are visiting me

📖a book you think I would like

🌷a gift card to this lovely flower shop

If you are visiting me, PLEASE do not bring flowers. While well meaning, the gesture is indiscreet.

a gift card to Net-a-porter so that I may procure more lacy, lovely underthings (their selection is to die for)

a Lululemon gift card to facilitate a sexy aesthetic while I work up a sweat

a Whole Foods because .. well .. you know how much I eat 😋